OZZY OSBOURNE: I Can't Remember My Life Story

World Entertainment News is reporting that Ozzy Osbourne would love to pen his life story — if only he could remember what actually happened during it.

The devoted family man first shot to fame with band BLACK SABBATH in 1969 but has lost decades of his life owing to his indulgences with alcohol and hard drugs.

Forgetful Ozzy says, "They want to do a book on me, but it's going to be the thinnest book in the world because it's going to be like, 'Ozzy Osbourne was born December 3, 1948, and today I had a can of this fucking SOBE energy drink'.

"I have to go back to periods of my life and find people who knew me at that time and find out what I was like. It's like one incredible adventure for me."


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