LIMP BIZKIT frontman Fred Durst made an appearance on "The Howard Stern Show" this morning and discussed at length his alleged relationship with pop singer Britney Spears.
Durst, who had previously accused Britney of having "played me out," claimed that his relationship went beyond a mere platonic friendship and offered a lengthy account of how he hooked up with Spears in order to write and produce several tracks for her upcoming album, expected at the end of the year.
The following is a synopsis of Durst's appearance on the show, as reported by MarksFriggin.com:
"Singer Fred Durst came in to promote [LIMP BIZKIT]'s new album 'Bipolar' which will be out in May. Howard said Fred has a lot of tattoos. Fred said he hasn't had anything new put on lately, it's all the same stuff. Howard asked Fred if it feels like he's still wearing a shirt when he takes his shirt off at the beach. Fred said he likes that he's the guy causing mothers to take their kids and run away when he takes his shirt off.
"Howard asked Fred what he did last night because he seemed to be a little drunk today. Fred said he went to a club last night and there were no chicks there. He said he ended up talking to some drunk guy instead. Fred told Howard that he has some buddies he goes out with.
"Howard brought up Britney Spears and asked Fred about what happened between them. Fred said they were working on some songs together and he always had a thing for her. He was really into her, but not the songs. He said the songs he wrote for her were good but she just recently said that she didn't like the songs. Howard asked Fred if it was true that he did what he told Cabbie recently. Fred said he swears on his son that it was true. Howard and Fred went through the story about how he and Britney hooked up to do these three songs he wrote. Howard tried to get as many details as possible out of Fred. Howard said Britney can't write any of her own songs so she needs Fred to write some stuff for her. Robin asked Fred how Britney dressed for work when they were together. Fred said she wore one of those skirts that hangs low on the hips and her shirt was exposing her belly. Howard told Fred that what he did was just fine and he shouldn't feel bad about anything he did. Fred said any guy in his position would have done the same thing.
"Fred said they worked together for a few days on the songs he wrote. He said he thought that he was doing it for the wrong reasons. He was doing it to get in her pants. Howard asked him what the signal was that made him think she wanted to move ahead with him. Fred said he wrote her a letter to her and she ended up leaving the studio. Fred said the letter was nothing really but she ended up coming back to the studio around 3 in the morning. Fred said the letter was just a cool, sweet thing that he wrote. He said he didn't remember what it said though. Fred told Howard that Britney was sweet and she sang the songs pretty good. He said when she came back she told him she just wanted to hang out with him. He said she was wearing a see through shirt and didn't have a bra on. He said she had an entourage with her when she came back but they were pretty cool. After that they went back to Britney's house and hung out. Howard interrupted that story and asked Fred if he gave Britney any 'nose candy' but Fred said he's drug free. He said that Britney drinks and smokes but he didn't see her doing any drugs. Howard said it seems like Britney wants to be a bad girl these days and if she wants to be really bad she should sleep with him. He said Fred is bad but he's even worse. Howard asked Fred what Britney's house was like and how he got rid of Britney's entourage.
"Fred told Howard that they should probably stop at this point and everyone got upset. Howard said Britney is out badmouthing him and he should tell them everything. Howard said he believes everything Fred is saying so he should let it al out. Britney is apparently denying having sex with Fred. Fred said she's not the sweet, innocent girl she seems to be. Howard said he bets that Fred banged Britney from behind. Howard thought he saw Fred nod his head but Fred said he didn't nod.
"Howard said that Britney is saying that Fred is making every single thing up and she doesn't even know her. Howard went on to ask Fred some questions about how they hooked up. He gave some quick answers. Howard asked him if he banged her the first night but Fred didn't want to answer that.
"Crazy Cabbie called in since he was the one who broke the story. Fred told Cabbie off mic that he ate Britney's bad place. The guys told Fred that it wasn't a bad thing and he should be proud. Fred said it was good too.
"Howard asked Fred if Britney had a better body than Carmen Electra. He said she does because he likes a woman to have a little bit of curve and softness. He said Carmen is a little more toned than Britney. He went on to sing some of the lyrics from one of his new songs and he pretty much says he got Britney on the first night. The guys asked him if he used a condom on her but Fred wasn't giving a straight answer. Fred claims that the relationship went on for a little while and it's kind of weird that she's denying it now. He said he talks about this stuff on his web site LimpBizkit.com and it became a big thing there. Fred said that Britney is lying about them not having a relationship and it's pissing him off. He said it's enough already. Howard said he loves this stuff though.
"Howard plugged LIMP BIZKIT's album 'Bipolar' which comes out in May. Howard took a couple of phone calls. One guy asked Fred if Britney's boobs are real. Fred said they are real. Fred said he can't believe all of this stuff is still going on.
"Gary came in and asked Fred what kind of hair cut Britney has down below. Howard guessed that she shaves it all but Fred said it's a big bush. Howard asked him if he was shocked at that. Fred said he thought it was pretty cool actually. Howard was surprised. He took a couple more phone calls and Double A called in to find out if Fred got oral from her. He wasn't answering though. Howard asked if she was loud in bed or not. Fred said this was going a little too far at this point. He said he wouldn't be talking about all of this stuff if she hadn't denied it. Howard and Fred talked about that for a few more minutes before wrapping up the interview. Gary told Howard they also wanted to plug LIMP BIZKIT's concert at Giants Stadium on July 8th. Howard said he'd introduce them if Fred wants.
"Fred's buddy Paco came in to talk about how he's in charge of getting rid of Britney's entourage when Fred wants to hang with her. Howard asked him how he got the hillbilly cousins out of the room. He also asked Paco if he gets Fred's left overs. Paco said he doesn't get that though. Fred told Howard that Britney was very aggressive with the relationship. They spent a couple more minutes on that before Gary came in and said they're having a debate in the office on whether or not Fred and Britney actually had sex. Fred hesitated and didn't want to give a straight answer. He said he'd never let his fans down but wouldn't give a straight answer. Paco chimed in and said a quick 'Yeah.' Gary said he could hear the guys applauding in the office.
"Howard played a little bit of LIMP BIZKIT's new song before ending the interview."