Antarctic rock-gods GWAR have released the first lineup for this year's GWAR-B-Q, set to take place at Hadad's Water Park, located at 7900 Osbourne Turnpike in Richmond, Virginia. This year sees the event entering its fourth consecutive year while offering its most bone-crushing lineup yet, setting the stage for what will certainly be the most massive GWAR-B-Q in the history of the human or any other race.
The event is scheduled to take place Saturday, August 17. Doors will open at 10 a.m. and the first band will hit the stage at 11 a.m. Local faves and international thrashers MUNICIPAL WASTE will provide main support to the mighty GWAR, and in turn will be supported by a plethora of devastating acts like CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, PIG DESTROYER, CANNABIS CORPSE, LOINCLOTH, KUNG-FU DYKES and many more. Once again Hadad's will host not one but two stages which will be packed with bands all day... and finally there are rumors of a yet-to-be-announced act that will put this year's GWAR-B-Q 2013 completely over the top.
"Once again we blow the horn of war and set into motion the gears that grind us towards the greatest GWAR-B-Q yet," said unrepentantly horny front-thing Oderus Urungus, fresh off debuting GWAR's new GWAR-B-Q sauce at a strongly attended event at the world-famous Grinders in Kansas City. "We will not only be rockin' like DOKKEN and slippin' the cock in, but we will shoving a wealth of GWAR products down your throat... not only our new GWAR-B-Q sauce, but our very own beer, Impaled Ale! Eat and drink yourself into a diabetic stupor, then puke it all up in the slam pit! It's gonna fucking rule!"