JACKYL-ing Off During XXX-Mas!

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JACKYL frontman Jesse James Dupree will team up this holiday season with Atlanta radio station WKLS for their annual "Breast Christmas Ever" event, which traditionally presents a girl in need with a new pair of breasts...all in the spirit of giving. The ultra-popular promotion is the brainchild of WKLS morning team "The Regular Guys," who have generously awarded breast fulfillment (breast wishes, if you will) to many a lucky lady during the last three years. The lucky winner is announced during the station's year-end holiday party, held at a local strip club complete with a celebrity panel of judges. This year, chainsaw-wielding southern rocker, Jesse James Dupree, has been recruited as a celebrity judge and his band JACKYL, voted "most played" in strip clubs, will perform at the highly esteemed holiday party. JACKYL is a favorite in the adult community, having headlined the Adult Entertainment Awards Show in Las Vegas for the last two years.

Commented Dupree: "It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it." This year's task: To find the "Best Pair" in town — and word is, there are plenty. Listeners are instructed to email their "prized" entries via high resolution JPG to "The Regular Guys" for the chance to win cash prizes and other valuable honors. The station expects to receive numerous entries and Dupree looks forward to this holiday season with great anticipation. Commented Larry Wachs of The Regular Guys: "Whenever we have Jesse (James Dupree) on, lawyers or police usually get involved. And please note, the fire-breathing midgets were his idea, not ours...okay!"

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