ANTHRAX Guitarist DAN SPITZ Introduces His Wife/Personal Manager

ANTHRAX guitarist Dan Spitz has posted the following message on his official web site, www.spitzwatch.com:

"Introducing my wonderful wife and life partner Candi Spitz [photo] (yes, that is her real given birth name).

"Well, people, she has some good news for all you salivating men of beautiful goddess type women. She has been chosen and invited to the Playboy Mansion as a model at this year's Kandyland event. The event is being put on by 'The Karma Foundation' with proceeds to benefit Carmen Electra's 'Head to Hollywood Foundation' and is the 'it' after-party for the VMAs. This is a private party, with only 500 tickets being sold, and they are going fast. Go to www.KarmaKandyLand.com to sign up/buy tickets. This is by INVITATION ONLY... so contact us today if you'd like the special invitation code.

"The event will be held on June 3rd and I'm sure my official, real deal, sexy, blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman will be completely naked and walking around all covered in bodypaint or candies or something. She keeps telling me I'm going to be on tour with ANTHRAX on this day and can't come out and paint my favorite part — but I don't believe her.

"Not to confuse all you horny men out there that might think I have found the love of my life by her looks, big boobs, and fine butt alone... but Candi is the most kind-hearted, giving, and devoted partner I have ever had the pleasure of touching. She is a gift from the Lord and has an extensive education uinder her blonde belt. In fact, Candi has a bachelor's degree in sports/entertainment management and a master's degree in broadcasting. She has worked as a promotional model for companies such as Pantene, Oil of Olay, Neutrogena, TAB Energy drink, Propel Fitness Water, Nascar's Team Tylenol, Jagermeister, Winston, Salon Selectives, and various trade shows and conventions. She has also done voice-over work for quite a few commercials and has appeared in print ads. She is also my personal manager, as the three managers of ANTHRAX at Zen Media Group have their hands full.

"More to come as well as a private picture gallery on the site for my babe! I LOVE YOU CANDI SPITZ!"

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