Does he get knocked down on his ass again??

His music carear is in the shitter, why not try "acting"? Although he is a thug, so I guess not much acting will be done.

I guess the singer for the North Side Kings wasn't available.

Nah, he couldn't get the time off from Shucky's Burger Barn that day.

Didn't take long for you 13 year olds to start popping out Yngwie's donut jokes, er, No Bill Ward jokes. Fuck, I mean the knocked out jokes. Good thing we have you all here to make sure we don't forget them.

Wolfgang is fat!

i resemble that remark...

Looks like Glenn himself got wind of this thread already.

"Fuck you, motherfucker!!"

He was in the Star Wars movies, Danzig is a bit tough to spot, but he was an ewok. He also played an umpalumla in the Willy Wonka movie.

You can't miss the NSK singer in there.....he played Jabba the Hutt.

Thanks! We'd all forgotten how vertically challenged he is. It's a good thing I log on to Blabbermouth every day. How else would I remember that:

1. Yngwie loves donuts.
2. No Bill Ward = No Anybody.
3. Riotact666 is a first day buyer.
4. Danzig got punched and
5. Danzig is short and has a cat.

It's GREAT that all of you posters have such a civic mindedness to you as to post the same old repetitive, unoriginal, yawn inducing, mind numbing posts hundreds upon hundreds of times every time a particular artist comes up. And to think that you've all accomplished that being in unemployed high school dropouts living off of public assistance, single and living off of food stamps. I find it commendable that, rather than being out job hunting or heaven forbid even making your OWN music, you rush down to the public library for free internet access first thing in the morning to remind everybody who reads Blabbermouth of these things. You demonstrate a single mindedness, a tenacity in thinking that it's SO FUNNY that it should be beaten not just to death, but into actual dust and once it reaches that stage, to continue beating the dust until it spreads into the air and covers everything in the surrounding area in a blanket of filth. Upon reaching THAT stage, you do something REALLY amazing and keep beating, no longer at the corpse of a decade old dead horse, not at the dust that you beat it into, but at the ground which it's corpse was originally lying on, and then give yourself a thumbs up for it.

Blabbermouth, you are a truly amazing, and very special, community.

(***TOTALLY off topic here, but I'm actually interesting in watching this, I think it might be kinda interesting...***)

Anyway, as you were - back to the North Side Kings, Donuts, Bill Ward and midget jokes.

Sheez, someone forget to take his meds this morning!?

It would seem we have upset all of Danzig's Fan.

Do you always type like you are talking to someone who gives a shit? Cause honestly no one cares what you think and make it as far as your first sentence before hitting the eject button.

You forgot "French Onion Soup"

Face it dude, Danzing is a fuking joke and has been washed the fuck up since 1996. His fans are just blinded by the whole hero worship bullshit and can't see that.

Danzig=Spinal Tap

GET THE FUCK OUT OF BLABBERMOUTH AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET A SENSE OF HUMOR

umm in all fairness Yngwie clearly loves donuts and that will never NOT be funny ;)

Nope. Somebody just gets tired of the same old fucking repetitive bullshit after TEN FUCKING YEARS. It's old. Seriously. Does nobody else get that?

You're free to fuck off outta here anytime pal.

You spelled "Oompa Loompa" wrong. Care to try again? Make sure to tell us that he buys cat food for his cat, I LOVE that joke!

oh! the grammar poliiice!
what would you expect? fish food for his cat, stupid??

Can you tell us what "WOVES" means? Does he "weave" his kitty cat in past tense? Is that what you're getting at? Or did you mean "Wuvs"? Do you know the difference between the two? By the way, why do you lisp when you type?

Woves as in loves, it sounded more cuddly and cute.

Now that you understand it, go finish jerking off to your shirtless Danzig poster.

you must work for Glenn

Hahaha! Thanks Username. I had not noticed that the idiot uses "woves" instead of "wuvs". What a jerk off. Anyway, let the kiddies to play amongst themselves.

Sounds interesting. Look forward to it

Yes, because anybody with a different opinion MUST be the artist in question. That makes perfect sense, kid. You should be in charge of things.

You get all pissy when people make fun of your lord Danzig and try to at gown up and mature, then you insult people who don't like what you like? That sounds more like a child to me.

Sounds like you do a bit more jerking off to Danzig than me...at least I didn't base my entire Blabbermouth persona around him. Did I, fuckstick? I didn't think so. And if I pump off into anything, it'll most likely be the rotting corpse of your dead grandmother. ;)

So you need to rape dead eldery people for a lay?

Your so mature and above all the posters on Blabbermouth, now I see why.

Better hurry up and comment before the librarian kicks you off, shitdick.

Did you ever take anger management courses? If so - they didn't work!

He is trying to be like his hero.

The only real violent thugs out there are Fred Durst and DJ Ashba

Don't forget Jamey Jasta

Most respect for the Unknown Hinson!!! Heard he's not touring anymore. Hope he still puts out more albums

keeps getting more interesting. I think this is going to be good.

FAKEASSS SSSCRIPT... LIMITED EDITION X OF 66?? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

NYC Time Square looks absolutely nothing like it did back in the 70s, 80s, or even the 90s.

Good to see that good 'Ol Glenn Anzalone has a BM account.
Ggggrrrrrrrr!!! I am mad that people are making fun of me on the interwebs (shakes fist at screen)

He's been playing a violent thug his whole career. Should be a smooth transition.

GLENN DANZIG To Play 'Violent Thug' In BLABBERMOUTH News Article Commentary - Mar. 8, 2013

Classic thread, and so nice of Danzig himself to show up!

you got knocked the fuck out!

I don't too care much what Danzig is up to these days but the guy deserves respect imo. His music will stand the test of time.

Yeah, that one hit song he had 20 years ago was something else.

I like the fake live version where he takes the studio cut and puts fake audience behind it and films a lip-synch video to go along with it.

That's great stuff! Classic.

More like 30

wow! From all the ignorant comments that you post on this site everyday this might be the most ignorant of them all.

How about releasing some new fuckin music? What happened to that covers album he was supposed to release? This dude is just as bad as axle rose when it comes to putting out new music.

North side kings have a part in this film too?

You forgot to add the old "Hiding behind your computer in your mothers basement" classic.

BTW I heard Danzig is up for the role of Papa Smurf in the new Smurfs movie.

He's also staring as Tattoo in the "Fantasy Island Reboot".

News just in. Currently, he's also in negotiations to play Danny DeVito in the new biopic DeVito and Rhea!

In actuality the joke although it seems backwards is that YNGWIE does NOT like donuts. Its a NEGATORY response, as per the Pantera Home Video Part 1. Going forward, YNGWIE does NOT like f'in donuts. Thank you.

Hey just looks like he changed his mind, that's all.

In all fairness to Mr. Danzig, unless you personally think you can beat his ass you should really not talk schmack. Surrogate beatings do not count as a beating from you.

Now he can get punched in the face in a movie

Defiintely a Vanessa Del Rio fan.

Best oral queen in the history of adult films.

I hear the singer for North Side Kings will be the good guy in the film.

Mommy! Can I get knocked the fuck out!

Mistfits rock, but glen is a fucking joke. Funny to see all the fanboys get but hurt on this thread.

Fuck yeah!! That bitch was so hot.

A great American talent. God bless her!

Danzig is a living legend and all of you are worthless Shitcunts.

like the role he was born to play.

pupo - The sense of humor is all mine, trust me on that, jackass. ;)

nyc333 - I don't know, I think I caught something about an "eject" button? Most likely what your Dad should have done nine months prior to your birth, but nobody's perfect. Tell you what, assmaster, go play North Side Kings with him and I'll give you a thumbs up. Thumbs down if you agree.

Oh, I'm totally free to fuck off out of here any time I like. Usually, I have to do that more often then I'd like, because I have actual responsibilities to attend to, unlike most of you library dwelling unemployed change begging off-ramp residing troll cunts who have nothing better to do than to troll up Blabbermouth using retarded usernames and stupid pictures as your avatar while you're not on the corner pan-handling with signs promising to work for food. Not to worry - just give me the middle finger next time and I'll drop you a buck for a McDouble, shitheels.

So...if I have this straight...you're saying HE'S SHORT????

Dude, fuck you. No way. Really???? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Um, not to be a total asshole or anything, but has ANYBODY FUCKING LET BLABBERMOUTH.NET KNOW THIS YET?????

Jesus Christ, it's...astounding...astonishing...FUCKING ASTRONOMICAL in it's implications. Holy fucking crap. I'm literally amazed at this shocking turn of events.

As far as the "computer in your mother's basement" thing is concerned, you'll probably note in reviewing the thread that I've skipped entirely over that anal retentive expression. I am, however, pleased to see that you've utterly missed the parody in it all, most likely because you were dropped on your head repeatedly. All is well, just stick some more ice cream in your ass, vomit and then dowse your head and I'm sure all will be right in your tiny little universe.

OMFG!!! YOU are the one who figured it out!!! Yes folks, Uddershudder here has managed to use his super awesome internet skills to sleuth out the fact that I, yours truly, Another Generic Username 666, am the one and only Glenn Danzig. I don't know how he did it, but it's pretty god damn fantastic. You should all drop to your knees and awe at his incredible internet prowess...and maybe do a little more while you're at it, this guy's internet power is so awesome that he's probably gonna need it, you know what I'm saying? Not a lot of date time if he invested the hours, months, hell, YEARS required to figure out that I am the one and only Glenn Danzig...

Necrophilia does make you more mature than other posters on Blabbermouth. Hell, you should try it! It really works, I promise! Give it a shot, buddy!

You, sir...well...you I can't say anything about. At all. You are...actually...a lot closer to the truth than you know. Thumbs up, bud.

LOL

TIL that it's funnier to troll Danzig haters than it is his fans.

As you were, Blabbermouth. :)

>"'Boogie Nights' meets 'Taxi Driver'."
yeah right... lol

..Danny Marianinho instead, he's more believable.

Blabber tards arguing over who's more mature! LOL!! It's like the girls bathroom at a Hatebreed show in here.

Looking forward to the film. The NY porn scene back then was infamously sleezy and run by the mafia. Should be an interesting.