New Tool album, or GTFO

This guy obviously needs some money for his winery

also

Tool fans are fucking losers

Nice try....dickhead.

Should be an interesting read..

TOOL albums might take a long time, but they're always good. The side projects have been good too

"TOOL has not issued a new album since 2006's '10,000 Days'."

Ha! They just threw that right in there. Even Blabbermouth is like, "Dude, nobody cares. Just release a new Tool album already."

don't fucking read it. Tool is not my fave band but i respect them immensely and MJK has more brains and eloquence than most heavy musicians.

i bet it will be an interesting read.

A new Tool album will spare us from the apocalypse

I think he's found his true calling.

You are so right, I don't like anything either. I'm so cool I only read pirate maps and listen to ground hum.

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Good music, but expect his columns to be pretentious and snobby just like his fans.

There is one song Maynard did that made me feel one iota of emotion, and that was a giggle over the Cuntry Boner song.


Fucking dumb Americans will eat a pile of spoon-fed shit every single day and think it tastes good as long as media tells them so!

It's an embarrassment to be an American these days. Music here SUCKS!

except for a few underground bands like Vektor, Slough Feg, Bible of the Devil, and a small handful of others. And even though I will get 69 thumbs down over my posts...we all know other than a handful of American bands...shit like Lamb of Crud and all that typical American Hot Topic bullshit...is exactly that. American Hot Topic Bullshit.

Go see a Wolf concert! Americans have NOOOO idea what I even mean!

So cry away, USA! Booo-hooo--hooo! America is #3!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Go cry more.

Right on bro, I fucking hate Lame of Pod with their killer vocalist.

Tool's fucking awesome.

Haters can go masturbate their mothers. If they're not already in the middle of it.

Tool IS awesome and Maynard is a great singer.

He just also happens to be a huge twat.

He should work on writing a different setlist instead. I swear Tool have played 90% the same songs for the past 6 years.

You are 100% correct.

FYeah america kind of blows now. I have a couple of theory's about it. Nerds rule america now. face book dude. Bill gates and all the other nerds creating technology for smart phones. and steve jobs who created the ipod wich completely destroyed the record store.so the days are gone when u really wanted a record cd uuuuuu went out And got it now no big deal just down load it after u watch porno no fus art and great music meant some thing not like today.these uuuu get put on a p

These are the people that get put on a pppp pedal stool people with no talent nothing to offer the world but shit pop music dumbstep hip hop there is a reason why nerds got there asses kicked in high school . Its because they are fucking nerds and nerds ain't cool. But now. They rule america and america now ain't cool fucken nerds. And the reason I had to wright twice is because of the fucken android shit phone that freezes up on me thanks nerds. And yeah tool is cool.

Yu spel guud.

Pedal stool=pedestal.

despite your terrible grammar skills, I see what you mean, however... you're blasting the nerds, but using an Android device. If you don't like it, don't use it. I have a basic slider phone w/ regular keyboard that I bought 2 years ago for $40 from a pawn shop.

Hey TOOL has released some great music. They should take all the time they need to make some more great art. You gotta respect that they don't want to put out shit and they're taking the time to make sure that doesn't happen. Also I'm still enjoying the stuff they have out, enough said.

Who gives a fuck about that column??
Give us some new Tool for the soul!

1. I find it a ironic how this dude tries to come off as eloquent and sophisticated off stage, but on stage he will wear fishnets, fake tits, and sing about raping dudes in prison. What a nancy.

2. Whenever the rest of the world gets into shit... who do they call? Yeah. Id be mad too if i lived in lesser, dirt country w/ ugly women too. Grow a pair, nancies.

Did you mean?quotations comma's periods (puncuation marks).((()))).............????? To improve my usage of proper grammer?..................listen the only thing you are teaching me from ( ass ) fuck idaho is how???? To milk a cow thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu;-)

My opinion seems to be the exact opposite of most posted here. I expect his writing to be intelligent and insightful and underappreciated by his fanbase of idiots.

"You are so right, I don't like anything either. I'm so cool I only read pirate maps and listen to ground hum."

*****, brother!

New Tool CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brass Knuckle Corkscrew......really? Lame